Big Fun Evan Todd, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed, & Jon Eidson

[RAM]
Dad says "Act our age."
You heard the man, it's time to rage!

[ALL]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[RAM]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!

[ALL]
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KURT]
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

[RAM]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!

[HEATHER CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, & KIDS]
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!