[OLIVER, spoken]
So a month ago or so I was feeling super confident and sexy
And so of course I figured
'Hey, you know what? I'm just going to put myself out there and organise some dates!'
But oh my babies, there are dates, and then there's stuff I've been getting up to

[OLIVER]
Friday night, I had pinned a
Date in the diary with a boy from Tinder
Six foot three, worked in the city
Boring job but he were pretty

He said

[BOY FROM TINDER]
"Where and when?"

[OLIVER]
I said, "Meet at 10"
Kinda late but it gave me a bit more
Time to make sure I looked fit

Have a shower, style my hair
Spend an hour on what to wear
Painting my nails and shaving my face
Making my bed- just in case
Put my favourite Beyoncé on
Drink a glass of Sauvignon blanc
I'm looking so glamorous, feeling alright
And I text the boy, "Still on for tonight?"
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