Oh My My Ringo Starr

[Intro]
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
I phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter
He said, "come on over."
I said, "do I have to?"
My knees started shakin', my wrist started achin'
When my doctor said to me:

[Chorus]
Oh my my, oh my my, can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my, you can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my, it's guaranteed to keep you alive

[Verse 2]
The head nurse, she blew in, just like a tornado
When they started dancing, I jumped off the table
I felt myself healing and as I was leavin'
This is what they said to me:

[Chorus]
Oh my my, oh my my, can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my, you can boogie if you try
Oh my my, if you try, it's guaranteed to keep you alive