The entire family—Grandpa included—are driving in the orange sedan.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Where are we going?
LISA
(exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. It's an amusement park for babies.
GRANDPA
(downtrodden) Ohhh. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
HOMER
(upbeat) That's the plan!
MARGE
I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from 8 (points at Lisa) to (points at Grandpa) God only knows . . .
The car pulls into the park, where the sign reads "Storytown Village: Fun for Ages 1 to 7 1/2." Bart, Lisa and Homer groan loudly.
The Family arrive at a "Three Little Pigs" exhibit, where they prepare to watch a shoddy animatronic Wolf blow in the house of three pigs.
THE WOLF
Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in.
THE THREE PIGS
Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chin.
BART
What a load of crappy-crap-crap.
HOMER
Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down.
MARGE
This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Are we there yet?
HOMER
No.
GRANDPA
Where are we going?
LISA
(exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. It's an amusement park for babies.
GRANDPA
(downtrodden) Ohhh. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
HOMER
(upbeat) That's the plan!
MARGE
I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from 8 (points at Lisa) to (points at Grandpa) God only knows . . .
The car pulls into the park, where the sign reads "Storytown Village: Fun for Ages 1 to 7 1/2." Bart, Lisa and Homer groan loudly.
The Family arrive at a "Three Little Pigs" exhibit, where they prepare to watch a shoddy animatronic Wolf blow in the house of three pigs.
THE WOLF
Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in.
THE THREE PIGS
Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chin.
BART
What a load of crappy-crap-crap.
HOMER
Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down.
MARGE
This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house.
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