After Ever After 2 Jon Cozart

[Intro]
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Verse 1 - Mulan]
After saving China, I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower-zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now, I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
I've never seen a guy so hot
Time to reinvent the new me
Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)
Be quiet, or we'll get caught
Maybe one day he'll screw me
Now, I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you!)

[Verse 2 - Cinderella]
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (She's nutty as a bat!)
'Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (Stick some meds in her food!)
But their pills turn my brain to putty (Got her!)
Now, Lucifer's not just my cat (I am Satan!)
Their insulin puts me under
Shock-therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck two steel rods in my brain!