Ain’t It Crazy (The Rub) (Live at Fox Theatre, St. Louis, MO, March 18, 1971) The Grateful Dead

[Verse 1]
Well, mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
They're going around doing the rub-de-rub

[Chorus]
Ain't it crazy? Ain't it crazy?
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thang

[Verse 2]
Two old maids, they was layin' up in a bed
One turned over and this is what she said

[Chorus]
Ain't it crazy? Ain't it crazy?
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thang

[Verse 3]
Yes, mama killed a chicken and thought it was a duck
Laid him on the table with his feet sticking up

[Chorus]
Ain't it crazy? Tried to get next to one, you know
Ain't it crazy?
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thang

[Harmonica solo]