MEN & WOMEN Bo Burnham

[Spoken Intro]
Thank you. I believe, uh, I believe firmly that women are always right. Yeah. Thank you.
Ah, well I should rephrase that. I-uh... Don't.

[Intro]
Men and women
This song is called "Men and Women"

[Verse 1]
Men are like vows, because they are easily broken, oh, yeah
Women are like cows, because they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles, because they'll try to shut you up, oh, yeah
Women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't

[Chorus]
Ah, a man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love
Too quiet

[Verse 2]
Women are like fingers and toes, because they're easy to count on
It's cute
Men are like ravens and crows, 'cause they hate using condoms
Fuck it
Women are like "Yahtzee!"s, oh, 'cause I rarely get them
Men are like Nazis, 'cause they both caused the Holocaust
It's true