He Wants To Paul Heaton + Jacqui Abbott

[Verse 1]
He says he's got the new record
Pretends he follows the news
He's got his finger on society's pulse
He's got it somewhere, that's true

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Soul, jazz, folk, funk, indie, and hip-hop
He leaves no genre unturned (Hey, hey, hey!)
Play the right track, she'll be flat on her back
That's the music lesson he's learnt

[Chorus 1]
He wants to put his radar on you
It may not seem so at first
At first, it seems he's the man of your dreams
Then takes a turn for the worse

[Verse 2]
Just 'cause he speaks a bit posher
Than you and all of your friends
Don't think he's after a different thing
When daylight comes to an end

[Pre-Chorus 2]
He's probably gonna spin you some line about jazz
How he loves Dizzy and Chet (Hey, hey, hey!)
But John and Paul hanging up on his wall
Ah, that's about as jazz as he gets