She Used to Be Mine Wax

[Verse 1]
She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years
And on the day that she walked away I guess I shed a couple of tears
But from what I understand, she's now having the time of her life
I guess it's true what Too Short said, that you can't turn a ho into a housewife

[Chorus]
'Cause she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she fucks two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough
'Cause she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she fucks two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough

[Verse 2]
At first I couldn't believe it
She was so sweet and so kind
How could she be getting ass-fucked and sucking dick at the same time?
But I went online one day and I saw that shit firsthand
She was having a one-night stand with a
A nine piece salsa band
And the piano player's fucking her asshole
And in her pussy hole is the bass
She's got the backup singer's dick in each hand
And the trumpet player's fucking her face
And her toes are doing some tickling on the rest of the horn section's balls
The percussion players jerking off on the side
While the lead singer's telling the studio audience to applause