Smoothie King Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative? Oh never mind, let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the Smoothie King, she said Seattle's best
She may be right, think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I shouldn't take it, but I think I kinda like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic, but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

[Chorus]
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down, it's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

[Verse 2]
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And Mommy thinks she's great, but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about, so I must not be gay
I'm her lunatic, yeah, and she's my psychopath