One Ultra Lame White Boy The Dandy Warhols

I like to eat
I like somewhere to sleep
But I don't like to work
I just really like to talk about it
I tried it at first
But my boss was a jerk
He wasn't smart enough to see
I'm so much smarter then him

Am I lazy?
Am I just being a fuck?
Am I crazy?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Am I'm lazy?
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

I can't get going
When I'm knowin' what I'm gonna get
And I know that there's something
That I gotta get done now
I'd rather be hackin'
Smoking reefer and slackin'
If I wasn't so smart
I could be working at a coffee cart