My R (English Cover) Rachie

[Intro]
Just as I was about to take my shoes off, on the rooftop there I see
A girl with braided hair here before me, despite myself, I go and scream
"Hey, don't do it please!"

[Verse 1]
Whoa, wait a minute what did I just say?
I couldn't care less either way
To be honest, I was somewhat pissed
This was an opportunity missed
The girl with braided hair told me her woes
You've probably heard it all before
"I really thought that he might be the one
But then he told me he was done"

[Chorus]
For God's sake, please! Are you serious? I just can't believe
That for some stupid reason, you got here before me
Are you upset 'cause you can't have what you wanted?
You're lucky that you've never gotten robbed of anything!
"I'm feeling better thank you for listening"
The girl with braided hair then disappeared

[Verse 2]
"Alright, today's the day!" or so I thought
Just as I took both of my shoes off
There was but a girl short as can be
Despite myself, I go and scream
The petite girl told me her woes
You've probably heard it all before
"Everyone ignores me, everyone steals
I don't fit in with anyone here"