Underwater Valentine Tardigrade Inferno

Lady, please take my hand
I have strong and steady grip
Let me take you with me
To my humble pirate ship

We will sit down between
Crates with rum and turpentine
Will you be here with me
Will you be my valentine?

Have no fear for sea devil
You’re my damsel in distress
We will sail into sunset
Then it’s time to undress
Orlop deck is waiting for us
Down below the waterline
I will be with you forever
I’m your underwater valentine

Take a look at my hook
Bought it on a pirate sale
Lost my arm in a fight
With a giant killer whale

We can do what we want
Anchor up and sail away
We can watch a TV show
In my humble pirate bay