Celtic Boast Battle Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard & Mathew Baynton)
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INT. CAMP
There's a group of celts around a bonfire drinking
CELT #1: 100 Roman soldiers lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived!
OTHER CELTS: Yeah!
CELT #2: Warriors! Hey, how's it going? I bring tidings of great victory. Surely there is no other warrior in the land who can match me, huh?
CELT #1: I am the most fearsome warrior to walk the lands of the living (pulls out sword) so I think we've got a problem.
CELT #2: I think there's only one way to settle this.
OTHER CELTS: Boast battle! (begin beatboxing)
[CELT #1]
So let's clear the air, grab a chair,
I've got flair, when I fight a bear
I rip off its skin for my wife to wear
I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare
Look close, check out my facial hair
[CELT #2]
Relax, face facts
A fight with you would be an anticlimax
When you go to war, you don't take off your slacks
Look at me, I'm tough, I fight in the buff
I could say more but I've said enough so...
There's a group of celts around a bonfire drinking
CELT #1: 100 Roman soldiers lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived!
OTHER CELTS: Yeah!
CELT #2: Warriors! Hey, how's it going? I bring tidings of great victory. Surely there is no other warrior in the land who can match me, huh?
CELT #1: I am the most fearsome warrior to walk the lands of the living (pulls out sword) so I think we've got a problem.
CELT #2: I think there's only one way to settle this.
OTHER CELTS: Boast battle! (begin beatboxing)
[CELT #1]
So let's clear the air, grab a chair,
I've got flair, when I fight a bear
I rip off its skin for my wife to wear
I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare
Look close, check out my facial hair
[CELT #2]
Relax, face facts
A fight with you would be an anticlimax
When you go to war, you don't take off your slacks
Look at me, I'm tough, I fight in the buff
I could say more but I've said enough so...
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