Celtic Boast Battle Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard & Mathew Baynton)

INT. CAMP

There's a group of celts around a bonfire drinking

CELT #1: 100 Roman soldiers lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived!

OTHER CELTS: Yeah!

CELT #2: Warriors! Hey, how's it going? I bring tidings of great victory. Surely there is no other warrior in the land who can match me, huh?

CELT #1: I am the most fearsome warrior to walk the lands of the living (pulls out sword) so I think we've got a problem.

CELT #2: I think there's only one way to settle this.

OTHER CELTS: Boast battle! (begin beatboxing)

[CELT #1]
So let's clear the air, grab a chair,
I've got flair, when I fight a bear
I rip off its skin for my wife to wear
I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare
Look close, check out my facial hair

[CELT #2]
Relax, face facts
A fight with you would be an anticlimax
When you go to war, you don't take off your slacks
Look at me, I'm tough, I fight in the buff
I could say more but I've said enough so...