Dear Labels (Live From Oak Park) Hobo Johnson

[INTRO]

My name's Frank, and if you're a label
I'm just a- I'm just a young starving little man
Who's tryna'- who's tryna' make it big
And I just wanna- I just wanna be up there
I just wanna make my mom proud
I just wanna- I just wanna make her proud
And I -um- I'm gonna be great
I'll be really nice
I'll be easy to work with
It's gonna be so great
You're really gonna like me and-
And make a bunch of money off me or whatever
And then just drop me eventually

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To slap the dick up out your mouth, let's go

[VERSE]

What's the deal with young chickens
I want an older chicken that
Knows that grown business, ya know?

I'm narcissistic look at me, I'm an artist EBT
Couldn't help the fact I'm starving, for that MTV