[Intro]
Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited
Onto Friday night with Wossy isn't wonderfully affirming
And I know I oughta
Appreciate the risk you took the bookers who agreed to book
A chap who tends to talk about the kind of things that get the BBC
In hot water
And I don't wanna seem greedy, I'm just saying
I'd like to be here every week if that's okay
And if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way in which
We could do it pretty easily
You can leave all the boring details to me
It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept
No one in Britain has ever done anything like it, yeah
Picture this!
Imagine if we had
[Chorus]
Five poofs and two pianos
Yeah! It's a wicked idea
Why settle for a quartet of queers
When there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?
Five poofs and two pianos
Yeah! It'll be ace
A hundred percent more pianos
And twenty-five percent more gays
Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited
Onto Friday night with Wossy isn't wonderfully affirming
And I know I oughta
Appreciate the risk you took the bookers who agreed to book
A chap who tends to talk about the kind of things that get the BBC
In hot water
And I don't wanna seem greedy, I'm just saying
I'd like to be here every week if that's okay
And if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way in which
We could do it pretty easily
You can leave all the boring details to me
It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept
No one in Britain has ever done anything like it, yeah
Picture this!
Imagine if we had
[Chorus]
Five poofs and two pianos
Yeah! It's a wicked idea
Why settle for a quartet of queers
When there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?
Five poofs and two pianos
Yeah! It'll be ace
A hundred percent more pianos
And twenty-five percent more gays
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