That’s Just My Luck Rodney Carrington

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower
Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour
I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door
I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more

That's just my luck
Somebody stole my truck
Just leaving me stuck
What an insensitive shmuck
My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain
I'm standin outside in the pourin rain
I can't get to work, that's just my luck

Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call
I told him I'd be late for work, he said "don't bother comin' at all!"
I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn't care
Then he slammed down the telephone, now I'm deaf in my right ear

That just my luck
Now my ear don't work
It realy hurts
My ex boss is a jerk
I ain't got much cash, the rent is due
Somethin's stickin to my left shoe
I just stepped in WHAT?!?!, that's just my luck