Miss Marmelstein Barbra Streisand

[Intro]
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein

[Chorus]
Oh, why is it always Miss Marmelstein?
Miss Marmelstein?
Miss Marmelstein?
Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy, intimate, do you know what I mean?
Nobody calls me, "Hey, baby doll!"
Or "Honey dear," or "Sweetie pie"
Even my first name would be preferable
Though it's terrible, it might be better, it's Yetta
Or perhaps my second name, that's Tessye
Spelled T-E-S-S-Y-E

[Post-Chorus]
But no, no, it's always Miss Marmelstein
You'd think at least Miss M they could try
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Oh, I could die