Joggin’ Ray Stevens

Well, I wake up ev'ry morning 'fore the crack of dawn
Slip into my Nikes and my sweats and I'm gone
Joggin', I got joggin' on my brain
Heat wave, sleet, hail or hurricane
I'm a-poundin' down the pavement, I'm a fool for pain

Joggin' (Joggin')
Yeah, I'm joggin' (Joggin')

Well, I've been gaulded 'tween the thighs by my velveteen togs
I've been bit right on the buns by them Doberman dogs
I've had severe inflammation of my Achilles heel
Is this the way a healthy person's supposed to feel?

I got muscle cramps, I got runner's knee
But no amount of sufferin' will ever stop me
From joggin', I got joggin' on my brain (Uh-huh)
Heat wave, sleet, hail or hurricane
I'm a-poundin' down the pavement, I'm a fool for pain

Joggin' (Joggin')
Joggin' (Joggin')

I got fluorescent patches for runnin' in the dark
I got a little can of mace for the muggers in the park
I've been fussed at and cussed at by people in their cars
I've been clotheslined runnin' blind in people's backyards