[Verse 1: Console]
Go Back To The Basement, You Dungeon Troll
I'm Sitting On My High Horse, Rocking Out On Console
Why Get A PC That'll Cost Me Double
I'm Chillin' On My Couch, You're Getting Carpel Tunnel
All I Need's A Controller For Pwning Noobs
You're At Your Keyboard Probably Googling Boobs
Don't Get A Virus, Why? Cuz You'll Be Useless
[Verse 2: PC]
Don't Console Yourself With Excuses
You Filthy Casual, That Was Laughable
PC, Matter Of Fact, Is Practical
More Games To Satiate My Addiction
And I Save Money Cuz I Don't Pay For Subscriptions
This Ain't Just For Fun, I Get Stuff Done
With Any Project I Want, So Get One, Son
This Is How It's Meant To Be Done
Uncapped Frame Rate - 4K And Beyond
[Verse 3: Console & PC]
Forget Resolution And FPS
Whoa, Step Back If You Can't Respect The Specs
How's Life In The Slow Lane? Ain't So Swell
I'll Turn Up My Sensitivity - That Won't Help
Go Back To The Basement, You Dungeon Troll
I'm Sitting On My High Horse, Rocking Out On Console
Why Get A PC That'll Cost Me Double
I'm Chillin' On My Couch, You're Getting Carpel Tunnel
All I Need's A Controller For Pwning Noobs
You're At Your Keyboard Probably Googling Boobs
Don't Get A Virus, Why? Cuz You'll Be Useless
[Verse 2: PC]
Don't Console Yourself With Excuses
You Filthy Casual, That Was Laughable
PC, Matter Of Fact, Is Practical
More Games To Satiate My Addiction
And I Save Money Cuz I Don't Pay For Subscriptions
This Ain't Just For Fun, I Get Stuff Done
With Any Project I Want, So Get One, Son
This Is How It's Meant To Be Done
Uncapped Frame Rate - 4K And Beyond
[Verse 3: Console & PC]
Forget Resolution And FPS
Whoa, Step Back If You Can't Respect The Specs
How's Life In The Slow Lane? Ain't So Swell
I'll Turn Up My Sensitivity - That Won't Help
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