Jackass in a Can Cast of Galavant (Ft. Joshua Sasse)

[SQUIRE 4]
Your average knight in armor, he's utterly the pits

[SQUIRE 3]
His ego's so humungous, his helmet barely fits

[SQUIRE 4]
He wears two tons of padding and thinks he's quite the man

[SQUIRE 2]
He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can

[SQUIRES]
A jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can

[SQUIRE 1, SPOKEN]
My master hasn't had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin' it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn't taste right

[SQUIRE 2, SPOKEN]
So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours?

[GALAVANT, SPOKEN]
Uh, yeah, sure