I Am 16 Soft Cell

I met Johnny down the disco the other night. He said "Hey baby, you look pretty cool. Are you dancing?" I said "Are you asking?" He said "Yeah but first look into my big brown eyes and tell me the story of your life" I said "Baby you'd never believe my life."

I am 16 going on 17
I've been in with it twice
Mommy is a drunk
And daddy is a punk
And sister is cold as ice

Incest is a common factor
I am my brother's son
Grandma is a junkie
Grandad is a monkey
Beastiality is fun

Mommy and daddy never got married
Do you know what that makes me?

I have 10 brothers
Soon there'll be others
Daddy has just fucked mommy

I am 16
Going on 17

I know you'd never believe it