
How To Succeed In Mountport CollegeHumor (Ft. Jess McKenna, Scott Passarella & Zach Reino)
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[ALEXA, spoken]
But listen, uh
If you have any advice about
How to succeed in Mountport
[PAPERBOY, spoken]
Oh sure I got a lot of advice on
How to succeed in Mountport
There's just a couple of things you gotta know
If you want to be a sort of a big deal around here
[ALEXA, spoken]
Sure
[PAPERBOY]
Step one:
Whenever you say “hi” to someone next door
Make sure you’ve never ever seen him before
Because we don't say “hi” to people that we know
To the people we've already mеt, we say “hi ho”
[ALEXA]
Oh, so “hi” to someone who’s brand nеw
“Hi ho” if I already know you
[PAPERBOY]
You've got it that's rule number one!
But listen, uh
If you have any advice about
How to succeed in Mountport
[PAPERBOY, spoken]
Oh sure I got a lot of advice on
How to succeed in Mountport
There's just a couple of things you gotta know
If you want to be a sort of a big deal around here
[ALEXA, spoken]
Sure
[PAPERBOY]
Step one:
Whenever you say “hi” to someone next door
Make sure you’ve never ever seen him before
Because we don't say “hi” to people that we know
To the people we've already mеt, we say “hi ho”
[ALEXA]
Oh, so “hi” to someone who’s brand nеw
“Hi ho” if I already know you
[PAPERBOY]
You've got it that's rule number one!
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