Tosspint The Pogues

[Verse 1]
Tosspint rises early, sprung from nightmare's claw
Thrice crows the dawn cock, the mist is on the moor
Tosspint cries from croaking gills, thank God I'm not forsaken
From the hellish depths of sleep, at last I am awakened

[Verse 2]
Tosspint flushed his kidneys, rained a golden shower
Pleased to piss a good potful, he shat upon the hour
Tosspint filled his belly with tripes and ox's tongue
A sucking pig stuffed with figs, into his guts he flung

[Chorus]
Full belly and the dance is merry
Where hunger reigns no strength obtains
The wheel spins, the gurdy hums
Ring the bells and beat the drum

[Verse 3]
Tosspint drinks lustily and pees against the sun
All around the hoary oak, the laughing maidens run
Tosspint warms his codpiece, to the flour adds the yeast
In the field by Tanner's Mill, he plays the two-backed beast

[Chorus 2]
Twist the spigot, close the hole
Stoke the fire and blow the coal
The wheel spins, the gurdy hums
Ring the bells and beat the drum