Bernadette The Kinks

I don't wanna leave, Bernadette
But I don't wanna live with the jet set
I don't wanna leave with you payin' all my debts
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get

Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
You've never done a day's work in your life
You've got no incentive
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive

I can't get a job, Bernadette
So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
If you marry me, Bernadette
You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get

Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
You've never done a day's work in your life
You've got no incentive
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette

(Bernadette's got a house in the country
She's really got it made
Her lawyers made her filthy rich
She's got all expenses paid)