No Conventions This Year, Pt. 2; July 2020 - January 2021 Pepper Coyote

[Verse 1]
Got through to July with conventions all streaming
A better response than the NCAA
The SEC's rolling and Notre Dame's coughing
Can get you Corona, but never fair pay

[Chorus 1]
Lie, lie, we'll make rules and enforce them
Lie, lie, all the games will be played
Lie, lie, we must keep advertisers
Lie, lie, and the money we've made
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con

[Verse 2]
To no one's surprise the west coast was on fire
And 10 states away the smoke covered the sun
With no rain for months, and the climate that's drying
Our leaders suspect that their work there is done

[Chorus 2]
Lie, lie, we won't drill on your parkland
Lie, lie, well until it's been sold
Lie, lie, here, enjoy this new pipeline
Lie, lie, is it too hot or cold?
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con