The Ad-Dressing of Cats Original London Cast of Cats (Ft. Brian Blessed)

[OLD DEUTERONOMY]
You've heard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter to understand our character
You've learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You've seen us both at work and games
And learnt about our proper names
Our habits and our habitat
But how would you ad-dress a cat?

[OLD DEUTERONOMY & COMPANY]
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog
So first, your memory I'll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog

[OLD DEUTERONOMY]
Now dogs pretend they like to fight
They often bark nor seldom bite
But yet a dog is on the whole
What you would call a simple soul
The usual dog about the town
Is much inclined to play the clown
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified
He's such an easy-going lout
He'll answer any hail or shout!