Fat Joe vs. George (Scary Movie 3 Rap Battle) Fat Joe (Ft. Dirt Nasty)

[Intro: Fat Joe]
These guys can't be serious right here
Stan and Mini-Me
A.K.A. I hope he ain't
The one you fight with

[Verse 1: Fat Joe]
Ayo, this nigga's mad corny and ain't got no skills
'Cause he's alright, but he's not real
Don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you'll never get a deal
'Cause he's alright, but he's not real
You're a needle in a haystack, I'm the don, the city slicker
Forget cows, we'll milk your moms lil' titties, nigga
Porn elixir, thought he wasn't?
Bet this nigga end up havin' kids wit' his cousin
Half-retarded my number-one fan be like
"Duh-duh-duh-duh—!" That means Fat Joe's the man
And you're a liar in denial
Kill yo' ass quicker than I died in "Empire"
How dare you want to joust with me?
Lookin' like you dyin' of SARS or mad cow disease
You fake B-Rabbit, out to battle me
8 Mile's down the road, the farm's that away
*drops the mic*

[Intro: Simon Rex (as George Logan)]
(*Plays harmonica note*)
Bitch (*Plays lower harmonica note*)
Ho (*plays harmonica notes*)
Now everybody in the 202
Throw your hands in the air cause Fat Joe is screwed
Now everybody in the 202
Throw 'em up- check it out