Trust Me Chris Webby

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I'm a punchline professional, far from conventional
Always make a point, like what comes right before a decimal
I never ate my vegetables, skipped out of pre-school
Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool
I'm nasty, so come right at me
I get fresh to death, shit I'm great like Gatsby
My voice stays raspy, the ladies like it
They always jock my swagger and tell me that I'm the nicest
I'm righteous, so who fuckin' with Webster?
Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter
I'm clever, everyday under pressure
Bow down to King Mathers, but I am his successor
An MC like Escher, fresh, flyer than feathers
Rollin' up the trees then light up like a projector
I'm better, bitch, trust me
I'm Super Mario with a star, cause y'all can't touch me

[Chorus: Chris Webby]
You can never be the man that I'll be
Never go to war with a dude like me
You'll be barking up the wrong tree, trust me
You can never do the things that I do
You never spit the words that I spew
You can never stand or walk in my shoes, trust me