E.T. V.D. The Key of Awesome (Ft. Carolyn Castiglia, Mark Douglas & Todd Womack)

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Kanye West]
I got on silver pants, I'm in a spaceship
I'm not a sissy but I'm feelin' kinda spacesick
I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw u-u-up
Cus I ate at space Pizza Hut
Had to move to outer space, the only place my head can fit
Gonna find a Borg chick and go to space bed with it
Knocked up a Neptunian, created a new race
Dated a Plutonian but only got to fifth base

[Verse 2: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry, Mark Douglas as Kanye West & Todd Womack as Russell Brand]
Kanye, why are you here?
I don't like this version
You're not on the album
Katy, uh, let me be clear, uh
Every single pop hit
Needs a rapper on it
This song's about Russell B
It's got nothing to do with
Doin' it with blue chicks
Katy, it's okay with me
I'm actually quite enjoying this

[Pre-Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry]
I tried to write a smart song
With deep symbolism
They've got me made up
Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt