Danny Dyer Rubberbandits
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I done a backflip in my car
As I undid your mother's bra
Her boobies flopped around the place
And hit me in the fucking face
I did a massive bag of speed
With an aborigine
We broke into a local zoo
And let a Gila monster loose
Skinny dipping after dark
I put a saddle on a shark
I rode it all the way to Greece
And ate the country piece by piece
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Who's the big man now?
Sick of working down at Spar
So I got a job as Dracula
I bit a woman on the knee
And gave her hepatitis C
I filled the kettle up with piss
And let it boil until it hissed
I built myself a time machine
And made the younger me drink wee
As I undid your mother's bra
Her boobies flopped around the place
And hit me in the fucking face
I did a massive bag of speed
With an aborigine
We broke into a local zoo
And let a Gila monster loose
Skinny dipping after dark
I put a saddle on a shark
I rode it all the way to Greece
And ate the country piece by piece
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Who's the big man now?
Sick of working down at Spar
So I got a job as Dracula
I bit a woman on the knee
And gave her hepatitis C
I filled the kettle up with piss
And let it boil until it hissed
I built myself a time machine
And made the younger me drink wee
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