Danny Dyer Rubberbandits

I done a backflip in my car
As I undid your mother's bra
Her boobies flopped around the place
And hit me in the fucking face

I did a massive bag of speed
With an aborigine
We broke into a local zoo
And let a Gila monster loose

Skinny dipping after dark
I put a saddle on a shark
I rode it all the way to Greece
And ate the country piece by piece

Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Who's the big man now?

Sick of working down at Spar
So I got a job as Dracula
I bit a woman on the knee
And gave her hepatitis C

I filled the kettle up with piss
And let it boil until it hissed
I built myself a time machine
And made the younger me drink wee