Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins Tim Minchin
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(Speaking)
If you're a religious person
You might wanna pop out for about five minutes
This is a song about, um, anal sex and god
It's called 'Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins'
[Intro]
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins?
[Chorus]
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins?
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO?
And when the Lord comes down
In his shimmering chariot of salvation
You're gonna be the first to know? Oh...
[Verse 1]
And so if
God was there from the very beginning
He invented men and women
Then he also invented wanking
Then he said wanking was sinning
So I know if I'm feeling randy
I'm not allowed to hand-shandy
But having sex with my family?
That is just fucking great
It's all there in Ezekiel 8
And just before he opens his big pearly gate
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the date
Even if it's great
Even with your cowboy mate
Ba da ba da, ba da ba da
Da da da da dadn dadn day day oh
If you're a religious person
You might wanna pop out for about five minutes
This is a song about, um, anal sex and god
It's called 'Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins'
[Intro]
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins?
[Chorus]
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins?
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO?
And when the Lord comes down
In his shimmering chariot of salvation
You're gonna be the first to know? Oh...
[Verse 1]
And so if
God was there from the very beginning
He invented men and women
Then he also invented wanking
Then he said wanking was sinning
So I know if I'm feeling randy
I'm not allowed to hand-shandy
But having sex with my family?
That is just fucking great
It's all there in Ezekiel 8
And just before he opens his big pearly gate
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the date
Even if it's great
Even with your cowboy mate
Ba da ba da, ba da ba da
Da da da da dadn dadn day day oh
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