[Verse 1]
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?
Well there's no need to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
[Refrain]
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
[Verse 2]
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test
[Refrain]
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?
Well there's no need to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
[Refrain]
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
[Verse 2]
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test
[Refrain]
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
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