100% Endurance (Elton John Version) Yard Act (Ft. Elton John)

[Verse 1]
I was woken by a bang
And I could already taste the shame
The sudden fear that grips and shakes you
When you face the truth

Whose sofa was this?
Where were my shoes?
What did we do last night?
I don't remember leaving Nathan's house

Ah yeah, how could I forget
Why my pants were soaking wet
When we'd been pissing ourselves laughing at the news
Did you see it too?
It was incredible, they played it on a loop

Basically, they'd discovered, that there were others just like us
Other beings, and other creatures, and other planets, and other species
Who had other gods that they believed in
And they interviewed all of them everyone of them it's true
None of them had a single clue what they were doing here either

[Chorus]
It's all so pointless
It is, l find it humbling, sincerely
And when you're gone
It brings me peace of mind to know that this will all just carry on
With someone else (Someone else)
With something new (Something new)
No need to be blue