Hi guys psychube here
Every day's been very painful for me
It feels like a waking nightmare
I didn't wanna do this
Dirk Dinkum!
Versus
Big Jack Horner!
(Dirk Dinkum: Verse 1)
No one tried your awful pies
Or anything this guy is baking
Put thumbs inside and then you'll find
That's several health code violations
I take pride from time to time
When making children cry and faint
Unless he'd like
His spoilt behind kicked
Then I'll tell him
Fuck off
I'm a poacher so
I can turn that mop on your head
To a coat to a coat or throw
But Pinocchio already poached your show
And if he said your act were dope
His nosе would grow
Baker's dozen?
Nah, you ate a dozеn
Now your bloody legs have keeled over
Given up
Lookin' like a larger Garfield
Won't need a darn banana peel
To trip you up
Every day's been very painful for me
It feels like a waking nightmare
I didn't wanna do this
Dirk Dinkum!
Versus
Big Jack Horner!
(Dirk Dinkum: Verse 1)
No one tried your awful pies
Or anything this guy is baking
Put thumbs inside and then you'll find
That's several health code violations
I take pride from time to time
When making children cry and faint
Unless he'd like
His spoilt behind kicked
Then I'll tell him
Fuck off
I'm a poacher so
I can turn that mop on your head
To a coat to a coat or throw
But Pinocchio already poached your show
And if he said your act were dope
His nosе would grow
Baker's dozen?
Nah, you ate a dozеn
Now your bloody legs have keeled over
Given up
Lookin' like a larger Garfield
Won't need a darn banana peel
To trip you up
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