Kiss Me I’m Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsey & France
I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar
There's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance
So c'mon now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other girls mean nothin' to me
Let's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a handful you'll see

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round

I can bench-press a car
I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard & Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail

I designed the Sears Tower
I make 2 grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flamber
I take the pick of the litter
Girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get layed