[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
GORDON RAMSAY
VS
SIMON COWELL
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Gordon Ramsay]
J.P., open Hell's Kitchen, it's time to smash this asshole's jaw
What the fuck are you doing, Syko? Your show's so fucking raw
It's just kids singing and retards doing foul stuff
I'd get more fucking talent out of Casting Call Club
[Verse 2: Simon Cowell & Gordon Ramsay]
(X) Shut up, I already want to leave
Your food's so bloody gross that I would rather drink bleach
Making fun of our contestants, really? That's quite cheap
Maybe you're mad that they're more talented than you'll ever be
We're live on this fight, no scripts. Your kitchen nightmare
Like fuckin' hell man, your shit's more poorly staged than Dhar Mann
Even outside the stagе, I'm surprised you're not banned
With thе racism, misogyny and visits from the taxman?
Oh fuckin' hell! Quit it you fucking cunt, you'll hear this
I'm a fair critic, you're just an asshole, get the difference?
Your hell's kitchen doesn't scare me, you're a terrible actor
And when it comes to business saving, I'd rather call up Jon Taffer
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
GORDON RAMSAY
VS
SIMON COWELL
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Gordon Ramsay]
J.P., open Hell's Kitchen, it's time to smash this asshole's jaw
What the fuck are you doing, Syko? Your show's so fucking raw
It's just kids singing and retards doing foul stuff
I'd get more fucking talent out of Casting Call Club
[Verse 2: Simon Cowell & Gordon Ramsay]
(X) Shut up, I already want to leave
Your food's so bloody gross that I would rather drink bleach
Making fun of our contestants, really? That's quite cheap
Maybe you're mad that they're more talented than you'll ever be
We're live on this fight, no scripts. Your kitchen nightmare
Like fuckin' hell man, your shit's more poorly staged than Dhar Mann
Even outside the stagе, I'm surprised you're not banned
With thе racism, misogyny and visits from the taxman?
Oh fuckin' hell! Quit it you fucking cunt, you'll hear this
I'm a fair critic, you're just an asshole, get the difference?
Your hell's kitchen doesn't scare me, you're a terrible actor
And when it comes to business saving, I'd rather call up Jon Taffer
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