For the Birds Oscar Brand

[Verse 1]
There once was a robin who lived in the West
He discovered a very strange egg in his nest
He turned to his wife with an angry remark
She said, "Don't get ruffled, I did it just for a lark."

[Chorus]
Toorala (Toorala), tooralay (Tooralay)
A rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Sing along (Sing Along), learn the words (Learn the words)
It's a wonderful song but it's all for the birds

[Verse 2]
A sparrow and vulture once met in the air
Soon they were coupling, a love-hungry pair
The passionate vulture emitted somе bleats
The sparrow inquired, "Am I hurtin' ya, sweets?"

[Chorus]
Toorala (Toorala), tooralay (Tooralay)
A rolling stonе gathers no moss, so they say
Sing along (Sing Along), learn the words (Learn the words)
It's a wonderful song but it's all for the birds

[Verse 3]
How to kiss a duck's arse without tasting the down
This answer has come from some men of renown
Endless experiments showed them the trick
You blow and you kiss, but you gotta be quick