Pencils in the Wind Flight of the Conchords

[Jemaine (spoken)]
This song's about love.

[Bret (spoken)]
Yeah.

[Jemaine]
Lives are like retractable pencils

[Bret]
If you push 'em too far, they're gonna break

[Bret (and Jemaine)]
And people are like paper dolls (mmm–mmm)
Mmm, oh yeah

[Jemaine]
Paper dolls and people
They're the very same shape
Mmm, ye-a-ah

{Jemaine and Bret]
Love is like a roll of sellotape

[Jemaine]
Oo-ooh