Elon Musk as an Indie Synth-Pop Song Nick Lutsko (Ft. Elon Musk)

[Verse 1: Becky Ribiero]
I used to talk to my dates about electric cars
I can't think of anything more exciting than crack cocaine on Mars
We are all much smarter than we think we are
Much less smart
We've got a pet snail called Gary, um
This is from Gary the snail from South Park

[Chorus: Becky Ribiero]
We're already a cyborg
Buy a ticket and move to mars
We are summoning a demon
Stab that bloody thing through the heart
We're already a cyborg
Save up enough money to move to Mars
We are summoning a demon
We're dumber than we think we are

[Bridge: Elon Musk]
If we can figure out how to establish a high-bandwidth neural interface, then you're no longer a house cat

[Verse 2: Becky Ribiero]
Robots will be able to do everything better than us
Robots going down the street killing people
I'm definitely under stress
A.I. is a fundamental risk to the existence of human civilization
I think we should be really concerned about A.I
I'm definitely under stress