Loud-Ass Car Wolves of Glendale

[Verse 1: Ethan Edenburg, Tom McGovern]
I've got a loud-ass fuckin' car
Rolling down your street
The windows of your house will rattle
From the bass pumping out of my speakers=
I got dope-ass spinning rims
A decal of Calvin taking a piss
I got a loud-ass fuckin' car
Because I'm fuckin' awesome (Awesome!)

[Verse 2: Ethan Edenburg, Tom McGovern]
I've got a loud-ass fuckin' car
Peeling out in front of a school
Your conversation is over
Now you must talk about me and my car
Empty Monster cans on the floor
There's no way in hell that I could be poor
Because my car is loud as shit
And my life is fuckin' sick

[Chorus: Tom McGovern & Eric Jackowitz, Ethan Edenburg]
Also
My penis is small and it does not work
I live with my mom and she hates my guts
I'm always angry and disrespectful
Which is why I can't find love
I've got insecurities and fears
So I'm taking them out on you and your ears
My will to live is fading
So I sup'd up my car and I'm over-car-pensating
Over-car-pensating