[Verse 1: Tintin]
Sir Drake's lineage has taken more than a hit
Gone from well-known explorer to fraudulent prick
His history's a grift, mine's always been rich
They would draw me solving mysteries before there was Inc
Push any button, but your pride is dwindling
You won't survive quick rhyme events with Tintin
Contrived design is your levels' core mechanic
Both your pistol and gameplay are semi-automatic
You've been playing games with your lover and that was figurative
When you made like your brother, randomly dipped with nothing
From one Drake to another, got family issues bubblin'
Better take after your late mother, commit to something
Led your friends to danger since you were a child
I'd bet that you've created way more graves than you've defiled
You're just another thief that I'll beat, not a survivalist
I made the genre peak, you threw it off the highest cliff
[Verse 2: Nathan Drake]
Sheesh, does he always go rambling on?
Shut up, Rick Astley, I'm asking the dog
Now scram to your cops, and get them on the case
Maybe Thomson and Thompson can find the rest of your face
When Sully sailed to Belgium to rob treasuries
He failed to mention, he dug up this Lost Legacy
A relic from the 20th century, to be precise
He's a fossil even Spielberg couldn't revive
I'm the greatest skydiver, bike rider, ever known
Mountains I climb at wild climates; wet or snow
While you might find your flight license gets revoked
You couldn't fly right inside your pilot episode
Being a 30 year old virgin can be scary, kid
But I wouldn't recommend that Yeti to pop your cherry with
And what's with the Gorilla that kicked your preppy derriere?
If you fuck with Tintin, things will literally get hairier
Someone put this fucking mummy back in a sarcophagus
Even how you peddle stereotypes is monotonous
A car chase is the only foreign race he likes
In newspapers so dated, every page he's on is mainly white
Sir Drake's lineage has taken more than a hit
Gone from well-known explorer to fraudulent prick
His history's a grift, mine's always been rich
They would draw me solving mysteries before there was Inc
Push any button, but your pride is dwindling
You won't survive quick rhyme events with Tintin
Contrived design is your levels' core mechanic
Both your pistol and gameplay are semi-automatic
You've been playing games with your lover and that was figurative
When you made like your brother, randomly dipped with nothing
From one Drake to another, got family issues bubblin'
Better take after your late mother, commit to something
Led your friends to danger since you were a child
I'd bet that you've created way more graves than you've defiled
You're just another thief that I'll beat, not a survivalist
I made the genre peak, you threw it off the highest cliff
[Verse 2: Nathan Drake]
Sheesh, does he always go rambling on?
Shut up, Rick Astley, I'm asking the dog
Now scram to your cops, and get them on the case
Maybe Thomson and Thompson can find the rest of your face
When Sully sailed to Belgium to rob treasuries
He failed to mention, he dug up this Lost Legacy
A relic from the 20th century, to be precise
He's a fossil even Spielberg couldn't revive
I'm the greatest skydiver, bike rider, ever known
Mountains I climb at wild climates; wet or snow
While you might find your flight license gets revoked
You couldn't fly right inside your pilot episode
Being a 30 year old virgin can be scary, kid
But I wouldn't recommend that Yeti to pop your cherry with
And what's with the Gorilla that kicked your preppy derriere?
If you fuck with Tintin, things will literally get hairier
Someone put this fucking mummy back in a sarcophagus
Even how you peddle stereotypes is monotonous
A car chase is the only foreign race he likes
In newspapers so dated, every page he's on is mainly white
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