[Intro]
RAP DUEL!
DISCORD!
VS!
SKYPE!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Skype]
Ring ring, I’ll bring pain to this copycat with no effort whatsoever
I’m more personal, you’re the type of shit that makes ooVoo look better
Start up screen, promoting worn out memes, all of your tired plans
Can’t enter one chat room without being bombarded with annoying rants
Your users social skills are weak, half of em’ probably need Prozac
And a vent chat for the bent brats, always tryna be like an adolescent BoJack
But I mean, in the end of it all, even if every single choice fails
Just suck it up bruh, click, and send me a personal voicеmail
When you try to face Skype on thе mic you’ll get shut down, don’t even bother to try
Once I finally go ahead and kick your ass, don’t be crying to me like “add me back!”
[Verse 2: Discord]
Discord vs Skype, such an unfair comparison
After 14 years of fuck ups, you are still an embarrassment
Listen to the facts, your app is ass, not only do you have a shitty chat
You can’t even host a call with 10 people without inducing so much lag
Isn’t it sad to be in the shadows of a software younger than yo?
More shite looking than your iOS version, I’m beating you fast; Discord Nitro
I think someone is getting nervous, I can tell you’re about to mute your mic
So if you can’t think of a good comeback now, it’s time to ditch, Skype!
RAP DUEL!
DISCORD!
VS!
SKYPE!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Skype]
Ring ring, I’ll bring pain to this copycat with no effort whatsoever
I’m more personal, you’re the type of shit that makes ooVoo look better
Start up screen, promoting worn out memes, all of your tired plans
Can’t enter one chat room without being bombarded with annoying rants
Your users social skills are weak, half of em’ probably need Prozac
And a vent chat for the bent brats, always tryna be like an adolescent BoJack
But I mean, in the end of it all, even if every single choice fails
Just suck it up bruh, click, and send me a personal voicеmail
When you try to face Skype on thе mic you’ll get shut down, don’t even bother to try
Once I finally go ahead and kick your ass, don’t be crying to me like “add me back!”
[Verse 2: Discord]
Discord vs Skype, such an unfair comparison
After 14 years of fuck ups, you are still an embarrassment
Listen to the facts, your app is ass, not only do you have a shitty chat
You can’t even host a call with 10 people without inducing so much lag
Isn’t it sad to be in the shadows of a software younger than yo?
More shite looking than your iOS version, I’m beating you fast; Discord Nitro
I think someone is getting nervous, I can tell you’re about to mute your mic
So if you can’t think of a good comeback now, it’s time to ditch, Skype!
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