Ready or Not Jackson Browne

[Verse 1]
Someone's gonna have to explain it to me
I'm not sure what it means
My baby's feeling funny in the morning
She's having trouble getting into her jeans
Her waistline seems to be expanding
Although she never feels like eating a thing
I guess we'll reach some understanding
When we see what the future will bring

[Verse 2]
I met her in a crowded barroom
One of those typical Hollywood scenes
I was doing my very best Bogart
But I was having trouble getting into her jeans
I punched an unemployed actor
Defending her dignity
Well, he stood up and knocked me through that barroom door
And that girl came home with me

[Chorus]
Now baby's feeling funny in the morning
She says she's got a lot on her mind
Nature didn't give her any warning
Now she's gonna have to leave her wild ways behind
She says she doesn't care if she never spends
Another night running loose on the town
She's gonna be a mother
"Take a look in my eyes and tell me, brother
If I look like I'm ready"