The Vegetable Song Steve Goodman

It was late one nite by the pale moonlight
All the vegetables gave a spree
They put out a sign that said the dancing's at nine
And all the admission was free

There was peas and greens and cabbage and beans
It was the biggest crowd you ever did see
And when mister cucumber struck up that number
You should have heard those vegetables screams

Oh little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop
The cabbage is doin' the shimmy, she couldn't stop
The little rеd beet shook its feet
And the watermelon diеd of the cockeyed heat

Little tomato, agitator, shook the shimmy with the sweet potato
And old man garlic dropped dead of the colic
Down at the barnyard dance
Late this morning
Down at the barnyard dance

Oh little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop
The cabbage is doin' the shimmy, she couldn't stop
The little red beet shook its feet
And the watermelon died of the cockeyed heat;