Act 1 Scene 2: Caring Hands/A Man’s Gotta Do Joss Whedon (Ft. Felicia Day, Nathan Fillion & Neil Patrick Harris)

[We see PENNY on the sidewalk, holding a clipboard and attempting to hand out fliers, though no one takes them.]

[Track 4. "Caring Hands"]

[PENNY]
Will you lend a caring hand, to shelter those who need it?
Only have to sign your name, don't even have to read it
Would you help?

(spoken)
...No? How 'bout you?

[DR. HORRIBLE is in his BILLY persona. He has a duffel bag and looks down the alley to see a van parked outside a building. He pulls out a receiver that will allow him to remote control and throws it towards the van. The receiver attaches itself to the van. BILLY pulls out the remote control and activates the receiver. As he's looking at the remote control, PENNY walks up behind him, singing a bar from “Caring Hands”.]

[PENNY]
Will you lend a caring han-...

[BILLY (startled)]
Ah! Aaah!

[PENNY (startled from Billy's reaction)]
Oh, oh!

[BILLY]
Ah! Ah! Hah! What?