One On The Left Nervous Young Men

[Intro]
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left

I am the one with no hands
I am the one with no nose
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left

[Chorus]
And you can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

And you want to make love
Do you want me to touch you?
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

[Verse 1]
I'm not even in it for most of the show
But the reason you watch is the five minutes or so
When I go around, and I bring down the house
With my Shakespearean wit, I win over the crowd