I Live in a Split Level Head Napoleon XIV

[Verse 1]
I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places, you won't catch me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

[Verse 2]
I do what I want to, no worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me, I climb mental stairs
Way up to a level where astronauts tread
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

[Verse 3]
It's here time means nothing, I couldn't care less
I don't run for buses and trains are a mess
There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

[Verse 4]
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

[Verse 5]
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living once more as I've said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head