[Skit: JOHNNASCUS, 'Hades']
What the f...
Where am I? Where am I?
What is this place?
JOHNNASCUS
What?
I am Hades
Hades... what the hell?
Welcome to Hell
Hell..? What? (disembodied laughter)
No, no, no!
What's the matter?
Hades
Huh?
How did I get here? How did I get to Hell?
You don't remember. Well, let me explain for you to jot your memory
You've been stuck here in Hell for about two years now
You see, you came down here to Hell, right into my castle
You passed out, all bloody and gory and everything nice
*laughter* But let me continue
So you were passed out here
I was thinking you were going to die
There was no skin, all seen was your muscles and bones
Tattered clothes
So, I felt very generous for some reason
And I gave you a place to stay in my palace
Oh
What? I noticed something
What?
In your mind
In my mind?
I could feel something you wanted to do
(?)
Do what?
I see that you have an interesting (?)
The gods
Oh
The (?) gods
You have a real shackle towards them, I can tell
*laughter*
Well, and I still hate them to this day for putting a curse on me
I want to kill them all! (Let the rage out, JOHNNASCUS)
Let out the rage
Wow, JOHNNASCUS
I have your back on this adventure
To kill the gods
Thank you (But)
I will show you the way out of Hell so you can continue your journey
Thank you, Hades
*incantation in Latin*
There is the way out of Hell
Oh, thank you
I hope you accomplish your mission, JOHNNASCUS
I hope you destroy all the Gods of Non-Olympus
I will. I'll destroy them all!
Now, go, young demigod
Thank you, Hades, for taking care of me
For these past two years when I've been in like
A coma, I guess
I'll see you
He doesn't remember
JOHNNASCUS, the mighty JOHNNASCUS
Doesn't remember that he used to be a
What the f...
Where am I? Where am I?
What is this place?
JOHNNASCUS
What?
I am Hades
Hades... what the hell?
Welcome to Hell
Hell..? What? (disembodied laughter)
No, no, no!
What's the matter?
Hades
Huh?
How did I get here? How did I get to Hell?
You don't remember. Well, let me explain for you to jot your memory
You've been stuck here in Hell for about two years now
You see, you came down here to Hell, right into my castle
You passed out, all bloody and gory and everything nice
*laughter* But let me continue
So you were passed out here
I was thinking you were going to die
There was no skin, all seen was your muscles and bones
Tattered clothes
So, I felt very generous for some reason
And I gave you a place to stay in my palace
Oh
What? I noticed something
What?
In your mind
In my mind?
I could feel something you wanted to do
(?)
Do what?
I see that you have an interesting (?)
The gods
Oh
The (?) gods
You have a real shackle towards them, I can tell
*laughter*
Well, and I still hate them to this day for putting a curse on me
I want to kill them all! (Let the rage out, JOHNNASCUS)
Let out the rage
Wow, JOHNNASCUS
I have your back on this adventure
To kill the gods
Thank you (But)
I will show you the way out of Hell so you can continue your journey
Thank you, Hades
*incantation in Latin*
There is the way out of Hell
Oh, thank you
I hope you accomplish your mission, JOHNNASCUS
I hope you destroy all the Gods of Non-Olympus
I will. I'll destroy them all!
Now, go, young demigod
Thank you, Hades, for taking care of me
For these past two years when I've been in like
A coma, I guess
I'll see you
He doesn't remember
JOHNNASCUS, the mighty JOHNNASCUS
Doesn't remember that he used to be a
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