Ring the Bell Ugly Duckling

[Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin)
Yeah! Hey Einstein, I like this beat man
(Yeah, it's nice man) Pretty good
Yo Diz, it's been a while since you did some straight braggadocionics
"Tell it like it is!"

[Dizzy Dustin]
I'm cooler than an ice chest, colder than a snow cone
Nicer than the nicest kid under the ozone
I'm worth every penny and tighter than vice grips
Your style is overpriced like a pair of nice kicks
I cover the terrain like my name was John Wayne
Shoot 'em up like Roscoe P. Coltrane
It costs to be "The Boss" like Bruce Springsteen
And I'm good for your health like a bowl of string beans

[Andy Cooper]
Einstein drops the beat, I say holy mackerel
Swoopin on stage like I'm a terradactyl
I can get funky like Ahmad Jamal
So people come to see me like the Taj Mahal
I wanna pen a classic, like Rachmaninoff
Turn it on and off with chops like a tomahawk
I never dug "I Need Love"
In fact, I taped over it with high speed dub
Ugh...